Unless you’ve specifically been lookin’ out, you may have very well forgotten about WowWee’s crazed robotic dog that was uncaged at CES. After lasting through its first few days of training (which we’ll call a review for our purposes), we’re led to believe that this pup is “the silliest robot you’ll ever love.” Reviewers weren’t shy in calling it like it saw it, as Wrex was hailed as “absolutely terrible at being a dog and even worse at being a robot.” Of course, it’s fairly easy to see this bugger was meant to provide comedic relief and not sophisticated companionship, so those pointers aren’t exactly negative. Overall, Wrex is almost guaranteed to make you chuckle on a daily basis, and if you don’t believe that, just check out the video waiting after the break. [Via MAKE]

With another steaming pile of cryptic sayings, Archer Quinn is officially bidding his all-too-entertaining free energy project farewell. From what we can gather, he’s decided that the problem of free energy is really too simple to warrant his time and effort — we’re all “monkeys” who let The Man keep us down with Newton’s outdated laws of physics. “You look but you do not see, you hear but you do not listen. Your planet is crap because you are all monkeys.” Can’t argue with that logic. Farewell Archer, our time spent attempting to decipher your cryptic sayings was cut all too short. Please start a blog.

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