Cruising around town on your bike can be as much about the fashion statement as it is about the riding experience. One could say that the style of your outfit is just as much a part of the riding experience. Anyone who is a regular rider knows a poser when they see them too! Don’t get stuck being called a sissy for the shades you wear! Get a pair of memphis shades from CruiserCustomizing.com and pick up some other motorcycle customization equipment while you’re at it to customize your cruiser experience!

It appears that I am 58% likely to survive a bear attack! Woot! Hey, it’s over 50% I’m happy, luck is on my side Naw, seriously I think I messed up an answer where it asked if you see a tree would you climb it… I said yes, but I don’t think that’s the right answer.

Anyways, that is my survival rating. It is better to be safe than sorry!!! I was getting my bear survival skills honed so that if anything does come up I can make it

Hey you! Yes you! I’m talking to you! Do you have pictures in your posts? If not why the heck not?!?!?!?! Did you know that simply by adding relevant pictures to your blog you can increase readership? Oh, so nobody told you? Well here I am telling you that you should include pictures, whether they’re funny, serious, or just plain silly if they are relevant to your post your readership, and readership retention will increase! Let’s face it, this is the age of ADD and ADHD or as I like to call them ADOS (Attention deficit o0ol0lol shinny!) Any more you can be the best writer in the world, and not make a dime online. That’s because you don’t have anyone reading your stuff! In order to have advertisers you must have readers, and in order to keep readers you must have kittens! Like this one:

Lol okay, so maybe kittens aren’t the only thing that people are interested in online. But any sort of blog pictures will help you get the readership you desire! (oh, and kittens do help too). So what are you waiting for!!! Oh… you’re worried about bandwidth issues… Ah, don’t worry about those silly things, there’s plenty of free picture sites out there such as *Caugh*AcoBox.com*Caugh* signing up is fast and easy, all you do is add your blogs URL, create a username, and within minutes you’ll be adding cute, funny, random, or relevant images to your blog posts! And from there… well watch the people start coming in to your site and when the people start coming in, watch the ad dollars pile up

I have recently discovered that my cat is trying to kill me… I mean, I always knew he was evil, but kill me? Naw, he just wants attention right? Maybe he’s not really trying to kill me, he just thinks that’s how he’s supposed to play? Not according to this quiz!

There is an 85% chance that my cat is plotting to kill me! Don’t be fooled hoomans take the five minutes to fill out this quiz and discover if you’re about to be murdered… I’m glad that I did now I can be prepared for when the moment strikes!

You know with Rose and I expecting our first son it’s never too early for us to start at least picking out places to shop. Anymore with advertisements everywhere, banners flashing on websites, television ads taking up 25% of the time that you watch a television show, and many other advertisements that you don’t even notice… it’s really hard to tell where to even shop anymore! Who’s reliable, who’s stable in this economy, where can I make sure to spend my money wisely? Good luck on getting a straight answer on any of those. Everybody likes to brag about having “always low prices” like Wal-Mart says… but that doesn’t mean “Always the lowest price” you’ve got to remember that “low” in this instance is relative, they’re multi-billionaires what is low to them isn’t always low to me. Quality is also an issue for me… so how do I make sure to get the best price possible while still retaining quality?

I’ve found a great way to do so on childrens toys! Mega Brands Toys sells great products at very reasonable prices! And just in time for the Holiday season too! You can pick up tons of items such as mickey mouse cars for the Disney collector in your home (or my personal favorite the Tipping Tractor set from Disney Pixar movie Cars)

Earlier last week there were reports out of Beijing of a students hospitalization because of a Panda biting incident. Apparently the college student from Southern China just needed a hug. While visiting the zoo in Beijing the unnamed student jumped the six and a half foot tall fence surrounding the Panda habitat to hug one of the fluffy cuddly creatures only to find that they’re not so cuddly after all. The panda bit the student repeatedly on the arms and legs reports a zoo employee.

The official Xinhua News Agency reports the hospitalized student later said the panda was so cute and cuddly he never expected to be bitten. Guess he’ll think twice next time before jumping into a penned up animals home. Domesticated as they may be they’re still animals, and uh… well they still bite.

Surprisingly enough this is not the first time these Panda’s have struck fear into the hearts of the Beijing populous. Not surprising because pandas look so cute and cuddly I’d never suspect them of biting anyone. Pandas may look docile but can be vicious when they feel threatened. But surprising because this is not the second, but third time these pandas have bitten visiting tourists. The first attack was… well more of an attack from a drunken tourist who stumbled into the Pandas enclosure, after being bitten by the Panda the man reportedly bit back. The same Panda Gu Gu later in 2007 mauled a 15 year old boy who climbed the 1.4 meter (approx four and a half foot) tall fence. The fence had been raised to six and a half feet, but that still didn’t stop this college student who just wanted a hug and was viciously bitten on the arms and legs on November 22, 2008. The panda in this incident was named Yang Yang… and was not as ferocious with his attacks as Gu Gu was. I think we can all learn a lesson here though, no matter how cute, fuzzy, and warm a panda may appear to be… don’t look to them for a hug. You might pick something less vicious than a panda bear such as a Bengal Tiger… At least the death would be a quicker one than being gnawed upon by a vegetarian bear. On second thought, if you’re really that depressed go see someone for counseling, get a dog, or sign up for a dating site Wild animals don’t tend to be the best option for your affectionate needs.